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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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