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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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