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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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