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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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