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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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