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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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