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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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