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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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