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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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