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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Dixie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a crocodile 🐊
a tiger 🐯
a venomous snake 🐍
an ostrich 🐦
a bull 🐮
a lion 🦁
a pufferfish 🐡
a velociraptor 🦖
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