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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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