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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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