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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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