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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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