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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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