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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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