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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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