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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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