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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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