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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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