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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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