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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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