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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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