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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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