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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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