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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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