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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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