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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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