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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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