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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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