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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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