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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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