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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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