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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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