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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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