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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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