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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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