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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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