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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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