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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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