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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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