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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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