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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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