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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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