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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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