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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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