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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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