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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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