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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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