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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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