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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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