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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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