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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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