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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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