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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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