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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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