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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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