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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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