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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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