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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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