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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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