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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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