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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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