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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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