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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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