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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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