Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.